A Fart Can Get You Killed on a Motorcycle

Yeah, it sounds gross, but do read what I have shared here along with statistics that prove the point. Also, share this post in your circle to spread awareness, if you agree with the stats.

Basically, if you do not wanna read the whole thing, let me explain it in a quick short summary.

People in the US drink a lot of alcohol, that’s not a surprise, I am sure. That alcohol then causes bloating and gas as well as constipation. And when you have gas and constipation at the same time, you know its quite hard to even rid yourself of that extra gas by farting it out 😅

And when it is hard to fart, you’ll probably have to do something to make it easier? Like maybe push it out forcefully 🤔 Or moving up a bit on your seat. And it is even harder while trying to fart sitting on the seat because you’re already constipated, and it’s hard to pass gas. That way, when you are struggling to fart while riding on your bike, I’m sure it’s quite dangerous, and you may lose control at some point if you move too much. That was how you could get killed by farting on your motorcycle.

This was as simply as I could put it. Now let’s talk science and get into the statistics and facts that prove this theory.

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You Drink Alcohol

Did you know, that 86.3% of people ages 18 or older reported that they drank alcohol at some point in their lifetime; 70.0% reported that they drank in the past year; 55.3% reported that they drank in the past month. (NIAAA) Drinking alcohol also bloats your stomach and produces excess amounts of gas, meaning more farts!

You Get Constipation

Dehydration from alcohol consumption can contribute to constipation because the body needs water for stool to absorb. A softer stool is bulkier and easier to pass. (HealthLine)

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And if it’s not soft, you’ll have a hard time with it.

Also, when you’re constipated, it is difficult to pass gas, as I already mentioned. Now let’s check out an official statement that states the same thing.

Constipation may make it difficult to pass gas


And obviously, when it is difficult to pass gas, we make faces and what not and try to fart however possible! That’s what can be dangerous if you do such stuff while riding on your bike. And I’ve seen people do just that. This may be a meme, but people do things like this to pass gas as well.

Here’s another example of the types of faces we make while trying to fart with constipation. Because it takes that much effort 😅 Now if you spend such effort on your bike, how in the world will you be able to focus on your ride? Or control the bike if it slides or something comes up and you are busy doing your own thing.

Also, check out this video that shares how crucial it is to keep the bottom half of the body stable to keep your bike smooth and stable as well.

Anyways, that’s enough and I think the point is clear now. How farting can get you killed. Although there’s another possibility that if your wife is behind you and she throws you off the bike, that could kill you too. But let’s not go that route! And by the way, as a side note, if you loved this post and found it funny, I think you’ll love our other website where you’ll see all kinds of motorcycle memes.